It has to be exhausting trying to remember if he’s for something or someone, against that same something or someone — or will be in the future.

Putin’s his best friend and wouldn’t lie about Russia meddling in our election. Oh, wait! Maybe he would! Suddenly the Twitterer in Chief’s siding with our intelligence agencies on that.

Until he changes his mind again and tells us he didn’t say what he did say. Out loud. In person. On TV.

Anyone would be tired having to keep track of what he means when we all know he does’t mean anything he says or thinks, Allan Ishac.